i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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a white man, a black man, a chinese man and a mexican man stand at the edge of a roof. the chinese man stands at the edge and says "this is for ma people" and jumps off. then the mexican stands at the edge of the roof and says "this is for my people" and jumps off. finally, the black man stands at the edge of the roof and shouts "this is for my people!" and throws the white man off. The End XD

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Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

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Roses are red Violets are blue These two lines are overused I wonder to what poem they originally come from

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What did the goose say to the other goose? Honk!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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I can be considerate if like someone is burning to death and I was the one considerate enough to lit them on fire... Wait no, I am considerate towards my friends (which are all ladies, all men besides me are obstacles and nothing else) AAAAND my logic processor broke down. Anyway, please do me the honors, take the last message.

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

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Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

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