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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

how makes licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? depends on how determined you are to find out

so there are 2 muffins in an oven,1 says to the other "holy s**t its hot in here!" and the other says,"omg!its a talking muffin!"

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

a seal walks into a club.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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