- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Women's Rights.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

Roses are red violets are blue I have altimers cheese on toast Srry bout the spelling. I couldn't REMEMBER!

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

What happened when the turkey jumped out of the airplane? It fell.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

a boy put a blanket oveer his head one night... He was warm for the rest of the night

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