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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

Compton

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

whats bloody and mingen Scabbaz head

Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

What is funnier than a dead baby? almost everything. there is nothing funny about a dead baby.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

Whats the difference between a crucifixion and a circumcision? In crucifixion you throw out the whole Jew.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

Knock, knock. Door opened.

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