what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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an average-looking woman walks into a bar. nobody really notices.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Q:Why did the old man die? A:Because he had Cancer in his hole body.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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Why do they give old people Viagra at nursing homes? Because erectile function decreases with increasing age, and it would be unfair to needlessly deny senior citizens the right to consensual intercourse if that is what they want.

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How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

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Why was the boy depressed? A. because his whole family was slaughtered on the kitchen floor.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? He was furious because it was the fourth time that week that it failed to wake him up for school, and he was going to be late again.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Black...

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What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

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