how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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