emma: mat has a quick reaction time

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Who are doctors and literally are porn stars

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

Why are there no casinos in Africa? Because of the exceptionally high poverty rate.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

Q: Where is the best place to hide a black persons food stamps? A: In their wallet so they can go to the grocery store and support their family with the little amount of help they get.

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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