- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

neil likes pube toast

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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