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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

What happened when the child missed his school bus home? He had to take the long 6 mile walk back home and did not return until dinner time.

Why did octopus cross the road? Because the road was underwater

What is the difference between a dog and pile of dead babies? One of them is alive.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

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