- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

We are lawyers

What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Know what's funnier than the holocaust? Almost everything i can possibly imagine. The holocaust was a terrible case of mass extermination due solely to naxis racist views

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

Your mum so ugly that she isn't married

How does he keep getting girls to sleep with him? Bear-traps..

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