Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

A guy walks into a restaurant. "What would you like?" says the waiter. "A glass of orange juice," replies the man.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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