- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arm and no legs in a fire? Screwed.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did the clam say to the scuba diver? FUCK MAN! STOP TOUCHING MY JEWELS! WOULD YOU WANT ME TO JUST RIP YOURS AND TAKE THEM WITH ME!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

what do you call a bee that makes milk? A BOObee

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

Why was the boy hit by a bus? Because the driver is a homicidal sociopath.

What makes boys so stupid? They like to play with girls' hearts and break them until they spew out blood all over the place.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

I grunt when I poop.

A chicken and a horse go into a bar due to an imperative of an earlier joke, they notice that there are flowers on the bar. The flowers are red and blue. They wonder what they could be.

want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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