- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you A:a fridge

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

This is not a joke or is it

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

What do you call a room with a white man a black man and a hot pocket? A reasonable meal

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

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