Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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What happens when you run out of butter You ask antonio

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What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

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Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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tommy is retared

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Why was the black man eating fried chicken and watermelon? He was at home

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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Women can vote? WTF

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whats fat and ugly ? aidan slattery

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A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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