Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

CAVE JOHNSON.

Lil Wayne

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

The WNBA

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Whats worse than a joke? This

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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