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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a catholic and a muslim walk into a bar. The catholic man dies of a massive heart attack and the other two men mourn their friend for weeks.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

Why do the lesbians where pants? Because they are extremely comfourtable and the best for cold days

How do you stop a baby alien from crying? Watch what its mother does to soothe it and then try and copy that.

What did the virgin say to the car salesmen? Hello, I'm really interested in buying a car today.

kaite is dumb that is true

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

Q: Where's the cheese? Who ate the cheese? A: How do you know it's been eaten because it's gone? Are you making the assumption that food that has disappeared was eaten because that is usually how food disappears? I am filing a lawsuit against you for your malevolent foodism.

Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

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