- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ...because chickens love to confound people.

how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

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Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

The NBA and womens sports

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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