- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

My kids are mistakes.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Your grandma's cookies.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

long in the tooth!

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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