- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

How many penguins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Penguins cannot screw in lightbulbs because they have wings instead of fingers or opposable thumbs, as humans do.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

like if u think princess kenny is the fairest maiden in all the land. if u dont, disregard this message.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

your mum

What us black and white and read all over The newspaper

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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