Where's the dick??? east

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Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why cant t-rexes clap their hands? They no longer exist

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

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Winter

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What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

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Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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what du u call a aplle raisni in the hotr sun? graep duahahahahahahejejejejejejahahahejejejwyan

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Finally, lets take the fight two the streets shall we, no I am not asking, asking is for pussies: YOU VIOLATED AND KILLED MY FATHER! YES YES WHAT IS IT WITH YOU WOMEN ANYWAYS I VIOLATED YOUR MOTHER TOO, BUT YOU DON`T HEAR HER WHINING ABOUT IT! In fact tell her to stop her sending me nude shots, I prefer it when she sends me those she takes of you in your sleep... Your friendly Neighborhood R*pist Moral Man:The day Moral Man graced your village was the worst day of your life, for me it was fathers day! Literally, do you really think I killed your father? I would never comitt suicide! Now, let us celebrate our reunion with some... "Moral WINcest" Barlog: Yes we would like to see the tapes you made for me banging her mother. two Super Turbo edition hours later: YEEEEEEEEEEES! YEEEEEEEEEEEES!

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well you should really try some.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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