- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

emma: mat has a quick reaction time

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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