- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

My three children are three big mistakes.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Whats fuzzy and greenand if it falls from a tree it will kill you? A pool table.

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

A rapist is asked to teach a kindergarden class. The kids learn many things and have a great day.

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

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