- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

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