- Anti Joke

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Whats worse than suicide? death

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.