Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What do you call white trash Garbage

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If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

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A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Nero, thank you for this opportunity, I desire to join the shadows, I left a thumbs up. Michelle

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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A kid has no friends.

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What is 1+4x : No i will not take my pants off!

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Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

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how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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