"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

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What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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Chuck norris

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

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What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

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Whats worse than a joke? This

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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