Knock knock Whos there? No one, your wife was just in a fatal car accident and died on the scene, so your kids had to walk home from school instead of being picked up. Your son Scotty was grabbed by the sexual predator 4 blocks from the school, and your daughter Sally tried to run and is now under the wheels on the bus going round and round.

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

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What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

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dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

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Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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