Knock knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Orange Orange who? Banana Banana who? I have AIDS

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How do you get a child off a swing? Throw a fridge at him

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sky's sty

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

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Q. Whats blue and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket Q. whats green and looks like a bucket? A. a blue bucket in disguise.

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what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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Fox News

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

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What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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