- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

why was 6 afraid of 7?

Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What crawls on the ground and shoots arrows? Legless Legolas.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

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Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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