Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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A: knock knock B: the door is open, why don't you come right in?

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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a woman votes!

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In Soviet Russia, table flip you! ???? ? /(. - . \?

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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I didn't know that guy did crossfit

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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