Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

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What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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why did susy fall off the swing? Cause she has no arms knock knock Who's there? not susy

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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What's grey and can't swim? A Castle

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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hi im bob i ate a Pickle sucked a boob and died of a haert atak

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

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How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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