A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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Bark I'm a tree

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The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

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roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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- knock knock. - Who's There? - Steve. - Steve who? - Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

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What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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