- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Q: What is Tarzan's favorite Christmas Carol? A: None. He was raised by gorillas, who are unlikely to have ever heard of Christmas.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

Neil is a reterd.

What do you call 50 jewish, homeless men peeing into a river? Pollution.

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