- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Women's rights.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Q: Whats the longest book in the library A: Understanding Women

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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