- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

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