- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs falling skydiving? Jon, because that's his name.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the jewish plumber commit suicide? After years abuse from his alcoholic father and rich sibling, he finally snapped and killed himself on his birthday after nobody told him happy birthday.

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why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

knock knock no ones home

A man walks into a vagina

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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