Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

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A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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What do you get when you cross George Bush and Barack Obama? Presidents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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What did the woman get for her 18th birthday? Stabbed to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

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A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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i just pooped that is all!

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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