- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the surgeon perform surgery? Because he was in court being sued due to the fact that he administered too much anesthesia to a patient, who later died of overdose..

whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Why couldn't Lucy get her driver's license? Because she has Cerebral Palsy!

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

3 like an eel

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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