Apple juice.

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your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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Why did the monkey cross the road? It didn't. It died!

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Why couldn't the man read? Because he was illiterate

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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ur an fagit

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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What do you call a man with no home or family? Charles Manson…He currently resides in jail.

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whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

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Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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