What do you call a black man on a bike? Environmentally friendly.

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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A man ate a lot of ice cream he had double bypass surgery 3 months later

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Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

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A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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What did the customer say to the waitier? "I think I'll have the special."

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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what did the farmer do? plant

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third seeing the protruding bar goes home to find his entire family dead from anthrax.

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"Ask me a question." "No" "Cheese" ... "What?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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