A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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uhyuyuyhyuuuhuyuhh rice crispies

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I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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How many arabs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We also have a black president.

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

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