- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

What's worse than Gordon Brown's face? George Bush.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

You have 10 apples and 12 cabbages How many pizzas can you fit on the roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

roses are red violets are blue, every 1 looks at you and call u a fool

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

Charles Manson is innocent.

You know your in deep shit when you hit somebody in the head with a 2 by 4 and they dont go down.

Ryan Holden is a faggot.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

Your mom is so fat that I worry she may develop diabetes.

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

How high is a Chinaman

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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