- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

anti jokes are for fags

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

OH LOOK I'M A SAILOR I KNOW NAUTICAL PHRASES! LIKE...... KNOTS AND MAST AND SHIP AND SEA AND STUFF

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

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