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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

stuarts mum

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Your social life.

Why are hurricanes named after women? They're wet and wild when they come and take your car and house when they leave.

What did a policeman say to his belly? Nothing. Because he knows his belly is incapable of speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew. One's a tasty delicious snack and the other one's a pizza.

There is a wire, Let's put it on fire, The fire spread so did your legs, Now were both lying dead on your bed.

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He threw at the girl, and that's why she fell off the swing.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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