what did the tree say to the other tree? Don't leaf me!

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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Why did the cow cross the road? The slaughter yard was on the other side!

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Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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A man told his wife to go make him a sandwich. She said no.

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Did you hear about the man who discovered the secret to making women happy? Neither have I.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why did Larry drop his suitcase? Because he had no arms. A) Knock knock, B) Who's there? A) Not Larry

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Knock! Knock! "It's open!"

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What did the mime say to the girl? .......

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This is an anti joke

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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Your mom is so stupid, she thought the square root of pie was 3.14156

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