How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

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yo momma's so dumb she attended a dyslexic test and was proven mildly autistic.

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What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

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What did all of the blind children sing on the bus ride? Nothing because they drove off a cliff

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

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Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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women's rights

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yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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A cat ran into the road...I hit it

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A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

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LET

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what do fish smoke? sea weed

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Roses are red...

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Three jews walked into a bar I lied, it was a gas chamber

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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And Stephen Hawking said.

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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