It was at the war and there was a camp site where a doctors helped injured soldiers. One soldier comes in the door and holds his arm. The doctor says "You got shot in the arm?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and holding his shoulder. The doctor says "You got shot in the shoulder?" He says yes. Then another soldier walks in the door and was dragging his left leg across the floor. The doctor says "You got shot in your leg?" The soldier says "No, I stepped on dog shhhttt."

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What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Life is like a box of chocolates! It sucks if you have diabetes

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they're purple That's why they're called "violets"

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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I hate it when people talk about concentration camps... my grandad died in one He fell off the guard tower

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A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

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Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

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Q: What did the teacher say at the end of recess. A: "Recess is over."

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How do five Jews get to America? They get their passports and ride a public plane, safely leaving the airport and getting on a taxi to go to their hotel.

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I am dyslexic

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Anti Joke

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