- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

Morning wood.

This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

What does it take to write a good joke? A punchline

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Why couldn't the asian man drive? He had no arms.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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