- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

Yesterday I was diagnosed with Depression... It made me sad.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Guess what? AIDS!

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

What do Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, and Pamela Anderson all have in common? All of their last names end with an "n"

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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