- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

knock knock? come in

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Do you know what kind of world I dream of? Until you tell me, no I don't. How could I? I'm not telepathic, after all.

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

How do you change you dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

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