A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

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Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

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A blue whale walks into a bar. The bartender says "What can I get for you?" The blue whale says "EEEEEEYYYYYYYOOOOHHHHHMMMMMMM"

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

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What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Two men walk into a bar, one ducks

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ *slams door*

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Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

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Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

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why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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