- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Getting up for a black person on a buss

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What did the nerd say to his friend regarding the test they had just taken? - Nothing, he doesn't have any friends.

Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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