Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

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What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Bible Fact0idz: "Something Drink my blood and consume my flesh and live forever something" Jesus- dead age 30something alcoholism liver problems and diabeetus at time of death, crucified and not been seen since, return pending? Classified Alcoholic. Moral: "YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!"

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Man U

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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A white guy, a mexican, and a black guy are in a race. Who always wins? Whichever one crosses the finish line first

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What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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