- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

Why couldn't the duck fly? It died.

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

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