- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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