What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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Ill admit it Nero, although you act like a savage you make a fine statement there, maybe we will ask her to join one time huh?

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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women's rights

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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What did Billy say when he met the president? Nice to meat you Mr. President? -Louis

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Why was the jew so happy? He won the lottery which at the time was 3.40 dollars

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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