Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

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Women's rights.

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What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

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What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

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Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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Batman vs Superman the movie spoilers: Batman and Superman argue over how to handle some alien invaders, Batman wants to kill em, Superman believes he can save em. In the end they work together and save everybody. Moral: I hope they change the script, ever noticed how every hero vs hero themed movie/cartoon, ends up with them allying at the end? If ya do not believe me, just wait for the movie to come out.

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How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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