- Anti Joke

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

There are 2 kinds of people in this world... 1.Those who need closure.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why did the crab blush? It didn't because crab's can't blush.

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

How are humans like slinkies? - They are not good for very much and bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.