lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

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A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

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what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

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whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

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How do you kill Chuck Norris? Shoot him in the face.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

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Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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the WNBA

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What did the fish say to the octopus? nothing... fish cant talk.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Nothing. He celebrates Kwanzaa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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