- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

whats yellow? lots of things.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A Stick!

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

what's the difference between 7 and 2? 5

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

A man and his wife are sitting on the couch in their house, watching tv. The man says, "Do you smell smoke?" The woman then replies, "No." They then proceed to watch more tv.

Why couldn't the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

What did the dog say to the cat Nothing dogs cant talk

Knock Knock. Who's there gun shot

What did the man get from killing his own wife and children? A boner.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

This is a haiku. Not a very good haiku, But still a haiku.

Why did lil' Jimmy fall off his bike? The weight ratio between the left and right sections of his body became uneven due to some sort of change in the traction of the tires to the bumps on the road/ path.

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