- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

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