- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

I have a gay camel

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

No because your face is really f***** up.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? She had no purpose.

Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

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