- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What does a bird and a human have in common? They both use long, hard sticks.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

The Big Band Theory

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

a seal walks into a club.

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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