why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Not a joke.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Your mom is so nice.

A Palestinian woman walks into a library. She is promptly stoned to death.

This is a joke.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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