Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

Female rights.

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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