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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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What does a nun and a hat have in common? Size

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

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Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

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You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

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Alright alright Tifa, you look totally different from your drawn identical twin. And yeah I could have been a bit more subtle, don't you worry, I have a special knack for SPAMMING COMMENTS INTO THE ABYSS! I mean sheesh you where pretty open about it earlier, and you said you did not give a damn about what random people thought... Moral: But yeah, I can do better than that, I just do not want to, no seriously, if you are going to go feeling ashamed, then I have failed you.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

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Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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