A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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You just read this ..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

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This Anti-Joke Is Loading Plese Wait . . .

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

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Do you like apples? Yes

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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