Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

a jew walks out of a furnace

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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