- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Mitt Romney

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

where do some birds live in? Earth

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

What's worse than having to tie one of your shoelaces after walking 5 miles? Getting a 56 year old mixture of blood, urine and sperm injected in your asshole.

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