- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Well, there's one way...

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

When life throws you lemons, duck.

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