- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

Womens basketball

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens aren't very intelligent and therefore it didn't see the possible dangers that could occur.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

Ask me if im a tree? No

What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

knock knock no ones home

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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