Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

what's white and sticky semen

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

The WNBA

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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