- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Knock knock

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Uh... What was emulating again?

An irish man walks out of a bar

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

Neil is a reterd.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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