- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did Billy start a fire? Because he was cold.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Me "knock knock" Tramp "who's there" Me "nobody you havent got a door"

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

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