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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

whats the diffrents beetween a footballer and a hat nothing i lke chesse

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

knock knock whose there banana banana who well, since a banana is a fruit and not human, it does not have parents and thus no last name was given to it.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

A young penguin walks into a bar with tears streaming down his face. "Whats wrong with you?" asks the barman. "I've lost my Dad", says the Penguin. The barman asks, "What's he look like?"

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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