What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

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Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

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how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer

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When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Okay, after this one then...

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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Two black guys jump off a bridge..who lands first? They would land at the same time due to earths gravity acting on them both with an equal force.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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What do a vampire and a ginger have in common they're both afraid of the sunligh- oh wait this anti jokes ohhhhhhh oh well

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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