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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A black guy and a mexican guy are falling from a building. Which one hits the ground first? Who cares

An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We are all equal in the eyes of God.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The farmer quickly saw the chicken escaping and grabbed it before it caught any dangerous outside diseases, making his entire flock go bad, and therefore making the farmer go bankrupt.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

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