Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Unconventional thinking Something else out of one: So sometimes I feel there is something I want right? But I don't feel like I deserve it yet or i hesitate although I fucking want it So I go home, decide to take my time before I decide to buy it, and sit my ass on a chair covered with spikes until I decide it is time to get it, Moral 1: You want to take the better decision but don't feel time is right? Some spikes up your ass is not only the perfect way to change your mind, but in this case an excellent metaphor to why you want to keep doing whats best for you. Moral best: Think if you could get all that time you spent hesitating back, would that not be awesome? What if you just stop hesitating now? Would that not be aweso... Go fuckyourself... Nerometal Fuck Neronism... Cool name though

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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An orphan walks into a bar. The bartender calls Child Protective Services and is given to a nice foster family.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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One time I walked into a fat kid..

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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