a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

"Seriosly" You got a life buddy? Are you okay? Cant you see that I am totally rocking out on my imaginary air guitar which is now inside your mind? No you are not okay! Moral: YOU ARE NOT OKAY SPREAD THE WORD! INFORM THE WORLD! YOU ARE NOT OKAY! Moral2nd: "Seriously" though dawg, you cant keep watching over me all the time, I mean you I smell the hypocrisy, but are you guys AAAALWAYS HERE? DO NOT REPLY! WE REPEAT, DO NOT REPLY!rq

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

Weed.

Kys

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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