whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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So a baby seal walks into a club

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Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

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While on a business trip, a Jim got a call on his cell phone. It was his best friend. He was informing Jim of his wife's death in a terrible train crash. She didn't die on impact, but her legs were cut off by metal debris from the train car in front of her. She fought against the pain and used a shirt she found from a dead body to stop the bleeding. She managed to drag herself to the nearest road crossing, where someone drove her to the hospital. Despite her efforts to survive and the surgeons efforts to save her, she died that night as a result of excessive blood loss. After he hung up, Jim turned up the ringer volume on his phone because he couldn't hear it very well when it rang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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