- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

what is worst than 1 bee stings two bee stings what is worst than two bee stings holocaust what is worse than three bee stings getting raped by a giant scorpion

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

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