- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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What was wrong with the tree? Nothing

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

A: Why is that boy on the ground? B: He fell. A: Why did he fall? B: He tripped. A: Why did he trip? B: I tripped him. A: Why did you... B: BECAUSE I WANTED TO!

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

penis?

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

Nick Cannon

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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