- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Penis

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

mental kid

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