- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

i used to think i had the coolest secret handshake with helen keller. then i realized she was talking sh*t about me

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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