It says so on your cap.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

YEAH THEY DO!

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

How many people live in China? At least ten.

so today i took a poop. hehe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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