- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Nah

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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