- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

bronson watt walks into a bar.

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Why wasn't the woman happy when she gave birth? Because she was thrown into a pool of semen 9 months ago.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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