Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What's Jewish and gay? Henry Shine

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

There once was this guy and he fell down

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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