A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

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how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

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denisssssssssssssss

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Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a protocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "We don't serve their kind here! They'll have to wait outside. We don't want them here." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble."

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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Your moma is so fat, that Jabba the Hutt says: "Damn!!!"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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Robin, get in the batmobile

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What do you call two black guys holding up a store? Really strong.

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What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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