Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

My three children are three big mistakes.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

A man... walks.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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