- Anti Joke

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

have safe sex

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What do 69 and carpets have in common ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????1?2?3?4?5?6?7?8?9?0?????????#???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????©®™????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? Nothing

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

Anti Joke

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