- Anti Joke

knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

have safe sex

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

Yo mama so fat.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Thomas Hobbes had a happy life. Actually he didnt, he was born prematurely causing his mother to die. Then his dad left him at an early age to the care of an abusive older brother because he was an alcohollic. He did inspire many political beliefs though

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

Anti Joke

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