Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Cliterus

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Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

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A Polar Bear walks into a bar and says to the barman: "Barman! Give me a whiskey and ............................................................coke." The barman says: "Why the big pause?" to which the Polar bear replies: "Well uhm my father had big paws"

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

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*Knock knock* Who's there? No one answers so the man opens the door and gets stabbed 7 times in the chest

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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What kind of cheese isn't yours Nacho Cheese actually it depends on the type of cheese that you stole due to your kleptomania

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Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

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Q: What do a hockey coach and a bar stool have in common? A: because seven ATE nine

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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