- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

He walked in a bar

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

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