What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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A Pakistani news reader.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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I'm hungry.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

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Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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whos district champs not JM

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What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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An irish man walks out of a bar

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

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Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

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What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

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Who is it?

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whats white and sticky glue

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What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

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Why do black people have white hands and feet? Regardless of race or ethnicity, the skin on the palms and soles of the feet is always less pigmented than elsewhere on the body. In darker skinned people this fact is readily observable, but in light skinned people this feature of human biology cannot normally be discerned by simple visual inspection.

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Why did the Iraqi airline crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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