When life throws you lemons, duck.

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What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

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What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

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9/11

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What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

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Well, there's one way...

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

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What is the difference between a baby and a log? I don't have a log in my fireplace

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is an active member of a taliban.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Knock knock

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You know what is funnier than 24???? I don't know that's why I was asking

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

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What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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