- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

I'm hungry.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

A Pakistani news reader.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Who is it?

whos district champs not JM

whats white and sticky glue

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

An irish man walks out of a bar

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Q Whats Yellow, Has a body, And has a Spiky head ? A a pineapple

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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