A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

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three friends are chilling one day and they all think they belong in Guinness book of world records the first guys says i believe i have the smallest arms in the world, the second guy says i believe i have the smallest nose in the world and the third guy says i hate to admit it but i believe i have the smallest dick in the world. So they all go down to Guinness book of world records inc. and the first guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST ARMS IN THE WORLD" the second guy comes out and says "YES I DO HAVE THE SMALLEST NOSE IN THE WORLD" the third guy comes out all depressed and mad and says "WHO THE HELL IS JUSTIN BIEBER"

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Why couldn't the dead man take a shit? He was severely constipated

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Penis.

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what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Smelly Indians.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Waffles ate my grandma

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

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A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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John Cena

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Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

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What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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