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what do you do when you see a injured black man screaming in pain rolling on the ground assist him or call 911 depending how severe the injury is

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

speak now or forever hold your pee

knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

your social life.

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

why was the man sad? his wife died

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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