Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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womens rights

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

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What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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