- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

knock knock i have diarrhea

Why did it rain happiness? The people who wrote the jokes above and below this one exploded.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

I scream, you scream, we all scream for shit

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Knock knock Who's there? April April who? April fools

what's white and sticky semen

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