Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

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How do you get a chicken to cross the road? Get him in the other side

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a worm. Wats worse then biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an eggplant and finding half a worm, as eggplants are usually more expensive so you will have wasted more money and would probably not be willing to eat the rest. And eggplants taste like shit.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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Anti Joke

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