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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

Q. Why did Steve Carell, the 40 year old virgin, fail to get laid? A. Erectile Dysfunctioning.

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

how does stephen hawking get an erection? he turns off his pop-up blocker

What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

Roses are red Violets are blue I need to go to the bathroom.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Why wasn't jimmy at Paul's party? He died in a fatal car crash and flew out y The windshield and landed in boiling oil then a dog ate him.

Mitt Romney

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

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