Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

A man walked into a bar and said "Ouch".

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Adolf Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Me Neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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