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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

I have a gay camel

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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Two people were playing Monopoly. One was a blonde and one was black. The blonde said, "your turn".

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Your mother's breath smells so bad that it just doesn't smell very good at all.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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