- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Nickelback.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Why was the black man in prison? He was wrongly accused of a felony and the jury by whom he was tried was largely racist.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Q:Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A:Sea creatures seeking shelter and food

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Roses are *yanks hair* Violets are *yanks hair* *sobs and yanks hair* I have tricolomania