I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

Dusters blow stuff.

Obama walks into a hospital....

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Not a joke.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Q. What did the father say to his son? A. Nothing, he just hit him with his belt. His wife tried to intervene, but she too was hit by said belt.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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