- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey hey apple

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

What does the cookie monster and the blue man group have in common? They are both homosexually active

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Your mother is average.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Do you love me? No.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

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